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The Fort Paradox Pop Quiz, guest 14: French Person

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Published Tuesday 4 October 2011 · Accompanied Episode 078

Q: Describe yourself in five words?

French: Romantic, Dashing, Heroic, French, Garlic.

Q: What's your favourite colour?

French: Ze red, ze white, and ze blue.

Q: Favourite number?

French: 1066.

Q: What do you miss most from your life before Fort Paradox?

French: Ze cooking.  Zere eez no passion in ze cooking 'ere.

Q: What do you enjoy most about life on board Fort Paradox?

French: Ze customisable rooms.  I can 'ave my own Paris, in my own room.

Q: What would your perfect day be like?

French: I wish I could be zere when a car eez built zat lasts for over 20 minutes before exploding!

Q: Where would you most like to visit?

French: Moscow.

Q: And finally: do you know what the phrase 'teetotal' means?

French: Non.

By TMJ

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