Q: Describe yourself in five words?

Oney: Errm.  I'm not in five words...  I'm in a room thingy with a microphone in front of me.

Q: What's your favourite colour?

Oney: Red.  It's the colour of my shirt, and it's amazing and very brainy.

Q: Favourite number?

Oney: 18.  And 1.  Both really.

Q: What do you miss most from your life before Fort Paradox?

Oney: Guns.  And the life restorator.  And Moonwater.  I'd kill for some Moonwater right now.

Q: What do you enjoy most about life on board Fort Paradox?

Oney: I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS *beep*ING PLACE!!!!!  I HAVE TO RUN AROUND CLEANING EVERYTHING AND I'VE GOT TO LOOK AFTER GAVIN WHO'S JUST A *beep* HEAD ON A *beep* STICK FROM *beep* THREE GROUP!

Q: What would your perfect day be like?

Oney: Kill all my enemies, then have a massive drunken party with all my agents, which ends with Carrots the android getting blown up.

Q: Where would you most like to visit?

Oney: Now?

Q: Well, yes, I suppose...

Oney: The bar.

Q: And finally: what's your favourite film series?

Oney: The 2005 Maximus reboot saga.  They're well awesome...